Police officers have a pretty tough gig. They face all kinds of unpredictable situations every single day on the job. That includes your antics, you lil' multi-tasker, you.
And police officers really are to be commended for their hard work. They perform many good deeds every day while serving the community; deeds we rarely get to witness. But sometimes we are able to catch them in the lovable act on camera, so that we can Tweet about it and YouTube and MySpace it or whatever the kids do these days. Below are just a few for your enjoyment.
5. Canadian Cop Comes Across Campers Rocking Out In The Woods, Joins Them
Some people go camping to enjoy the fresh air, see the natural beauty of this world we rarely get to see, maybe roast a couple marshmallows over a crackling fire. Others go camping to let loose, and rock out half-naked to Pink Floydd.
When Const. Doug Sokoloski from Pincher Creek, Alberta was doing just another routine patrol, he came across a group of campers jamming out on their guitars and drums in the woods, because hippies. So, without a moments hesitation, Doug read them their rights and slapped on the cuffs.
Not really. Because you see, like most other cops out there, Doug is just your average human being. And as it turns out, Doug used to play in a band. So instead of chastising them for disturbing the beavers or something silly, Doug hopped on the drums and jammed out with them.
The video went viral, and he got another chance to jam with his fellow officers on a float at a community parade, much to the crowd's enjoyment. He used the opportunity to tell people that there really are good deeds like this that go unnoticed every day. Thanks for being awesome, Doug!
4. NYPD Cop Buys New Boots For Homeless Man
In case you didn't know, New York City gets real cold in the winter. Not Manitoba cold, but ya know, it's up there. An Arizona policewoman by the name of Jennifer Foster was visiting NYC when she saw a homeless man with no shoes. His tootsies were soon going to board a one-way train to magical Frostbiteville, population 10. But then, this happened:
“Right when I was about to approach, one of your officers came up behind him. The officer said, ‘I have these size 12 boots for you, they are all-weather. Let’s put them on and take care of you.’ The officer squatted down on the ground and proceeded to put socks and the new boots on this man. The officer expected NOTHING in return and did not know I was watching. I have been in law enforcement for 17 years. I was never so impressed in my life. I did not get the officer’s name."
For all you flip-flop wearing people down South, all-weather boots ain't cheap. He probably just dropped $100 of his own cash, anonymously. And we wouldn't have even known about it had there not been an admirer taking a picture. One thing is for sure, those boots will need a good ozone treatment soon.
3. Officer Pushes Man in Wheelchair Home
The picture above was snapped by a passing college student and quickly went viral. First Precinct Officer Jordan Clark of the RPD in Richmond, Virgina responded to a call about a man in a wheelchair stuck on the street. When Officer Clark arrived on scene, he found that the battery in the man's chair had died. The man said he had no friends or family that could help him... So Clark said, "Cool, see ya!"
Actually, Clark proceeded to push the man 3 blocks through the cold to the nearest bus stop. But he didn't stop there! He then followed the bus to the man's stop near his house, then pushed him another 2 blocks to his home. Officer Clark earned high praise, receiving the elusive Officer Of The Month Award, and having his job title changed to "Flippin' Coolest Cop Everz". (citation needed)
2. Cops Save Deer From Highway, Walk Him To Safety
Raise your hand if you've ever walked a deer like a dog. If you just raised your hand, then a) You look silly sitting at your computer with your hand in the air and b) you are a filthy liar.
Not all of us have had the satisfaction of saving wildlife from the jaws of death, and many certainly have not experienced the privilege of walking a majestic deer like a puppy. Sgt. Steven Sandusky has done both of these things.
It began when Officer Jason Rains came across a frightened deer caught on a highway near Kansas City. In the amazing dashcam video below, we can see the panicked doe repeatedly ramming itself into the barrier. Little does she know that it's a 100-ft drop into a river below. Soon Sgt. Sandusky arrived, and the two officers jumped into action.
As they approached, they realized her leg had become caught in a drain. So after they freed her, Sgt. Sandusky decided to just walk her to safety like a dog, and the grateful doe followed him off the bridge until they reached a wooded area, where she bounded away to reunite with all her forest buddies. This one kind act pretty much makes up for all the times we hit deer with our cars.
1. Officer's Good Deed Towards Boy Is His Last
I saved the saddest one for last, because I didn't want you blubbering your way through the whole article. In San Diego, California in August 2011, Officer Jeremy Henwood was ordering his food at McDonald's when 13 year-old Davian Tinsley asked him for a dime so he'd have enough for some cookies. Officer Henwood bought the cookies for him.
As they talked, Davian said he wanted to play in the NBA. Henwood replied that it takes "hard work." They took their food, walked outside, and waved goodbye.
But this world soon demonstrated its hatred for heartwarming moments. Just mere minutes after this, Officer Henwood drove off and stopped at a red light, where he was then gunned down in an unprovoked attack. Davian saw the dozens of police cars that arrived down the street, but he didn't know until the next day what happened. Even though this moment was short, Davian says he has a role model for life now, and that "if he says I gotta work hard, I'm gonna work hard."
So there you have it. We applaud you, Boys In Blue! They are pulling off stuff like this every day, the majority we don't even see. So the next time you get pulled over while trading stocks and talking on the phone and watching Netflix at the same time, give that cop a high-five and tell him you love him.
Excuses can be a beautiful thing. When used in the right way, they can get us out of all sorts of trouble, like doing our chores, or getting us out of jury duty. And they are a real wingman when it comes to the sweet, sweet practice of procrastination.
"I would love to feed the dog... but this Ferrari isn't gonna drive itself."
However, sometimes we take advantage of our friend, The Excuse, and we use him in vile ways. Like for instance, if you play hockey, you know that your gear can really start to reak after just a few games. And over the course of a few years --maybe even a couple decades of no treatment -- it transitions to smelling like the shorts of Andre the Giant after he's gone for a jog through the Mojave desert.
Perhaps there are a few excuses you've used to defend your stance of preserving the unholy state of your hockey gear. I'm here to tell you your excuses are bad. Below are just a few...
4. It's Part Of the Game
This is probably the one excuse that is used most often. At first it's annoying to hear, but then you think about it and you can see where the person is coming from. For decades, Eau de Chat Urine has been the signature scent of hockey gear.
"You have my bladder to thank for your success."
You just got used to smelling it over and over, every time you walked into a dressing room. But that's only because there hasn't been a proper way to clean gear. Now the technology and methods exist to properly disinfect your gear, so there really is no reason to say it's part of the game.
That's like saying the smell of mold and mildew in your house is just part of living in a house. No, it's not. If you walked into your house and recieved a huge dose of moldy breeze to the nostrils, you would be speed-dialing the army to come over PRONTO to wipe it out before you'd even hit the floor. It's the result of water damage in your house, and you know it needs to be killed, otherwise it can cause severe damage to your health. Playing with gear that is moldy and full of bacteria is no different! It's dangerous to your health, and needs to be treated.
"Oh well," you say, "I'll just tough it out. Because..."
3. It's Part Of Being a Man
"It's called being a man! It's a manly scent!" This is one excuse that we've heard before and perhaps you've used it to. This is what you look like when you say that:
"It's a manly scent! I'm a man!"
What our friend Bozo up there is saying is that only men sweat and stink when they exert themselves. Isn't that a little silly, considering just how many women hockey players there are? I have a lot of women friends who play hockey, and they can tell you first hand, their dressing rooms smell just as nasty as the men's. Saying it's a man's smell is just as silly as saying it's a man's game.
She's laughing at you.
We don't live in the early 20th century anymore. Hockey is a sport played by men and women, so to call the smell manly is just untrue. And this is coming from me, a fellow man, just like Bozo. So fine, it's a smell shared by the citizens of Mars and Venus. But come on, the smell is harmless... right?
2. It's Harmless... Right?
Let's have an experiment: Why don't you go ask your wife to sniff your hockey gear, and then tell her to her face it's harmless.
Now enjoy your new accommodations.
As I'm sure your wife can attest to from her experience of every time she steps into the garage, your gear smells like a dead skunk stuffed with rotten garlic and denial. And there's a simple reason for that: it's filled with mold, mildew, and bacteria. Imagine going years wearing the same clothes over and over, and never washing them once. "Eww!" you say. "Don't say gross things like that." Well wearing your hockey gear for years on end without treating it is like doing the exact same thing. Over time, your hockey gear has become a luxury condominium for all kinds of microscopic nasties, including antibiotic-resistant superbugs. Like these guys:
Those microscopic death-grapes pictured above are known as MRSA, which stands for Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus. These fuzzy guys are resistant to many antibiotics and have all sorts of fun symptoms, such as spider bite-like bumps that can lead to deep pus-filled boils; toxic shock syndrome, which includes confusion, stupor, falling into a coma, and massive organ failure; and even necrotizing pneumonia. In other words, it eats your flesh.
"Om nom nom."
On top of that, MRSA can spread so rapidly, that within a few days the infected host can be killed. Or if the person is lucky, they can stop the infection -- by amputating the infected limb. And these kinds of infections aren't rare among athletes. In recent years, top athletes in the NHL such as Joe Thornton and Chris Higgins were diagnosed with MRSA infections. The NFL has faced several lawsuits from players who were infected with MRSA as well. They were fortunate enough to be able to treat these strains of MRSA, but other superbugs won't be as friendly.
"But it's ok," you say. "I do treat my gear." How?
1. I Air It Out and Spray It
Don't get me wrong, airing out your equipment is a good thing to do. It dries the gear quicker, and slows the growth of bacteria. But the bacteria will still grow. And although fragrance spray may mask the odor for a short time, it doesn't remove what's causing odor. So maybe you won't smell it as much, but the source is still there and still just as dangerous. It's kind of like covering your eyes when something bad is happening. Maybe you can't see it, but you're still definitely in danger.
"Well what if I use an antibacterial spray, smart alec?" Using an antibacterial spray will help slow bacterial growth, true. And it will even kill bacteria on the surface of your gear, so it's not a bad thing to use. However, most of the bacteria grows deep inside the gear, places where the antibacterial spray cannot reach. "Well then, how? HOW do we kill it?"
The best way to treat your gear is through an ozone treatment. Ozone is all-natural, 3,000 times more effective than bleach, and it kills MRSA and other antibiotic-resistant superbugs, bacterium that antibiotics can't kill.
"Gee, thanks for explaining what 'antibiotic-resistant' means, James. I get it now."
And the Fresh Gear system blasts ozone at high velocity so it gets through the dense padding of your gear, and into hard to reach places like the toes of skates or the fingertips of gloves. It only takes 30 minutes, and it costs less than your average cell phone bill too. So treat your gear! Do it for your own sake, your family's sake, and the sake of everyone who has to share a dressing room with you.
"Teenage Boy Playing With Joypad" courtesy of imagerymajestic // Freedigitalphotos.net
"Sofa in Living Room" courtesy of nuchylee // Freedigitalphotos.net
"Professional Showing Thumbs Up" courtesy of imagerymajestic // Freedigitalphotos.net
by James Antinozzi
James Antinozzi has been in the ozone sanitizing business since 2005, when Ozone Nation Inc. was founded and launched it's flagship product, Fresh Gear.